Thursday 20 November 2014

How to confuse a Nigerian scam artist

This will be updated when I get a response. Enjoy....

-----Original Message-----
From: Dr Jerry Babs [mailto:info@admin.org]
Sent: 19 November 2014 13:34
Subject: CONTACT D.H.L FOR YOUR INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

GOOD DAY TO YOUR AND YOUR FAMILY

I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise since we have never met before and you would also be asking why I have decided to chose you amongst the numerous internet users in the world, precisely I cannot say why I have chosen you but do not be worried for I come in peace and something very positive is about to happen to your life right now and to the lives of others through you if only you can carefully read and digest the message below. The internet has made the world a global village where you can reach anybody you have not met before.
Before I move further, permit me to give you a little of my biography, I am Mother Jane milne Robert, 72 Years old woman and the wife of Late Sir Moses Anna who died in a Plane crash on Monday the 7th of September 1999 GMT 14:22 UK while they were flying from New York to Geneva. Please see site below for more information.


http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/ swissair.victims.list/index. htm    After the
death of my husband I became the Head of his investment and now that I am old and weak I have decided to spend the rest of my life with my family and loved ones whom I never had time for during the course of my business life, but before the death of my husband we had a plan to use the last days of our lives to donate half of what we have worked for to the less privilege and charity homes and the other half for ourselves, family members and close friends, and it is so unfortunate that my husband is not alive today to do this with me and I am very weak and old now, hence I have decided to do this philanthropic work on behalf of my late husband and I.
Presently, I have willed out almost half of our assets to several charity homes and to some of the less privilege in different countries.

Despite the agreement between my late husband and I to give aid to the deprived, we also agreed to render support to an individual we have not meet before in life due to the fact when we were still young in life we receive an anonymous help from an individual we did not know and which we have not being able to know or met again till date, the impact we got from such gestsure made us wabt to do same.
I am sorry to inform you that you will never have the chance to know me because I have just concluded the assignment which my husband and I have agreed upon before his sudden death and you happened to be the beneficiary of our last WILL, irrespective of your previous financial status, hence I need you to do me a favor by accepting our offer that will cost you nothing.
I have presently deposited a Cheque in the sum of $3.5million with DHL express to deliver to you when i visited west Africa to conclude some unfinished transaction and investment on behalf of my late husband,So i have contacted the ATTORNEY in charge of the deposited cheque which i left there so that he can go to the DHL delivery company there to know when they will deliver the cheque package to you because of the expiring date.
For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance Premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country You have to contact the DHL COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your cheque with this information bellow;

dhl address: DHL International Nigeria Ltd DHL House ABUZE ABUJA

Contact Person: Dr Jerry Babs

Email:depatchdeliveryworld05@gmail.com

Again, you are not to pay for the delivering Charge, the Insurance premium and the Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque because I have already paid for them, the only money you are expected to pay is $180 for the security keeping & intuity fee of the cheque so far.
I would have paid the fee but the company insisted that I should not because they don't know when you will be contacting them and to avoid demurrage or further cost.

You are to reconfirm the below information to them to avoid any mistake on the Delivery.
Your Postal / delivery address;

Your Full Names:

Direct telephone number;

Below is the security keeping code: (FED/0433/SKC) of you draft, you are to also present it to them for verification before delivery.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to ask them to provide you with the method they wish to use in receiving their security keeping fee of $180 for from you their immediate action.
Note: Please I do not want you to thank me or my husband all I need you to do is to invest wisely with it and do the same good to someone’s life someday as this is the only way this world would be a better community if we render selfless services to one another.

Be also notified that I will no longer be reading my emails or surfing the internet as I have retired completely from the outside world to my ranch, at this moment I have nothing to do with cars, emails and other luxuries, all further correspondence should be forwarded to the courier company for the delivery of your cheque to you.
Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Jane Milne Robert


-----Original Message-----
From: Grant [mailto:grant@homedetox.co.uk]
Sent: 20 November 2014 20:21
To: depatchdeliveryworld05@gmail.com
Subject: RE: CONTACT D.H.L FOR YOUR INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

Hi Jane milne Robert,

Thanks for your email. I feel privileged and almost singled out.. I think I feel empowered. I wonder how long it took you to choose from every email address in the world?? I have maybe 100 different ones so increased my chances but wow thanks for choosing me. I am so sorry about Sir Moses Anna and his plane crash in 1999. I think I know the incident... world news at the time. The movie! La La Bamba was based on Sir Moses Anna? Amazing I love that film! The fear before he dies is so funny. Did the impact render him unconscious/dead or did he survive for a few hours? Im surprised they didn’t part the sea for the movie with him being called Moses. I know movies often glorify stuff and I doubt he started eating the other passengers even if they did taste like chicken. Maybe that’s a different movie... The only gratitude from his death I can take is that it was UK time and a Monday.
Incidentally I stopped working Mondays around this time as I liked to party.
I'm grateful I did that now or I could have been dead and buried.

So Jane, can I call you Robert? My great uncle from Rhodesia is Called Robert. A very good man with a heart of gold and terrible syphilis. He still live though... tough old cookie that one. That very kind of you giving to charities. How weak are you now? Can you open things? I will send you a better ware catalog from the UK, brilliant! They sell all sorts of things that look and sound good but are useless. It's exciting though! Its where Einstien made his break I believe. Microwavable Tupperware is good quality.
You must give me an address and I will send you lots of betterware goodies.
My old housemate (invented buy two get on free) is a betterware kingpin. We don’t discuss money but I imagine he makes you look very poor. He is also moving/expanding into Avon now regardless of the fact he is a man.

Regarding your husband will - that’s incredible. I am the beneficiary? What are the chances?  Even better once your husband froze to death sorry died you had to choose from every email address in the world and managed at random to get my correct email address too. This must be fate.

I'm going to email Dr Jerry Babs immediately!

Grant Allman
Director
Phone: 0844 309 1993
Twitter: @HomeDetoxUK
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Email: grant@homedetox.co.uk


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-----Original Message-----
From: Grant [mailto:grant@homedetox.co.uk]
Sent: 20 November 2014 21:06
To: 'depatchdeliveryworld05@gmail.com'
Subject: RE: CONTACT D.H.L FOR YOUR INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

Dear Jerry Babs,

Firstly I'm sorry for your name and the problems that must have caused you throughout life. Its sounds like your mother named you while having a tough pregnancy.

Jane milne Robert contacted me about the money you have. What's odd is she has the same email address as you? I trust this is some error with the internet.

I believe you are the DHL man? What's the weirdest thing you have delivered?
You’re a very good person, if some old withered weak lady with a dead husband asked me to give $3.5mil to a stranger I would spend it on cheap disabled prostitutes, drugs and cars.
Anyway enough about me - Here are my details for the delivery.

Your Postal / delivery address;
Britain First HQ
86-90 Paul Street, London, EC2A 4NE

Your Full Names:
Mr Lidl Weyn

Direct telephone number;
0208 945 5217

Below is the security keeping code:
FED/0433/SKC

If you call the number above the $180 can be paid immediately via credit card.

When can I expect delivery Jezza? Will you drive all the way from Africa to London? 

I have attached a picture so you can find me easily for delivery.





Grant Allman
Director
Twitter: @HomeDetoxUK
FB:  HomeDetoxUK


This communication is confidential and intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed. If you have received this communication in error please notify us immediately and destroy the original. Any copying or dissemination of this communication is unauthorised. Although this communication and any attachments are believed to be free from any virus, or any other defect which might affect any computer or IT system into which they are received and opened, it is the responsibility of the recipient to ensure that they are virus free and no responsibility is accepted by Home Detox UK for any loss or damage arising in any way from receipt or use thereof Home Detox UK is a trading name of Health Addict Ltd.
 


 

 

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